Nov 10 2006
The Blog | Paul Hipp: METH AND MAN ASS | The Huffington Post
First of all, I got a kick out of the story about Ted Haggard, but the link above is a song about it. Its not safe for work and probably small children, but I think its pretty darn funny! 🙂
-pc
Oct 31 2006
From: Oddessey2000 Weblog
1. List 5 foods you’ve never eaten:
– Squid – no thanks!
– Salmon – stuff stinks cooked or raw!
– Criadillas (a spanish Tapa…look it up) – I’ve got plenty thanks.
– Cottage cheese (amen SeanE!)
– Liver – ewww
2. List 5 places you’d like to visit:
– Austrialia – would love to spend a week or two here
– Ireland – the motherland 🙂
– Spain -Wouldn’t mind going back to Spain now that I am old enough to appreciate it.
– I’d like to tour around Canada on my motorcycle
– Alaska, Russia, Maine, Italy, so many others.
3. List 5 things you hope to do in your lifetime:
– Scuba diving – emily and I did SNUBA diving on our honeymoon, and I took a class in college, but I want to do more!
– Visit said places in #2
– Make enough money that can I easily support my family and extended family and make sure my parents retire comfortably.
– drive 200mph
– skydive
4. List 5 things you would never wear:
– a thong.
– a real suit of armor in a lightening storm
– white jeans tight-rolled above multi colored socks and Chuck Taylors…okay, at least i won’t do it anymore.
– a popped collar. It was dumb in the 80’s and its STILL DUMB!
– all the dumb wrinkled, torn, faded styles that Abercrombie and American Eagle are trying to tout as stylish.
5. List 5 things you never want said to you:
– You are no longer a twin.
– Anything regarding emily’s health or well being.
– I didn’t see your dog run into the street…
– *Beep* Operating System Not Found, press any key to reboot
– Mr. Cahill, this is the RIAA….
– “it looks like the Tax preparer made a mistake and you owe the IRS $XXXX.XX”…oh wait…that did happen. Thanks H&R Block!
Oct 31 2006
This is one of my favorite political blogs to read. Of course its democrat and quite critical of the Republican Regime. He’s witty though, and posts some good political comics.
-pc
Oct 04 2006
That’s right! Now Megabyte can be seen all day long on this fun thing called the Internet! She’s going to be famous! OK, maybe not. I picked up a Logitech Quickcam STX from Best Buy last night because I had $25 in reward zone coupons (love that program!). They were out of the Microsoft camera that I wanted, so I thought I would try this. The program I am using is called WebCam XP and it does a live stream, has quite a few config options and can use more than one camera! I’ve got a TV Tuner card in the PC and a camcorder @ home that I am going to try out with it as well. The software I’m using supports up to 8 cameras, and you can have all 8 feeding at the same time. Pretty nifty. Would like to get a camera angle inside her kennel and maybe one aiming outside towards the driveway or front door.
–pc
Sep 15 2006
****NOTE**** this post is OLD…i played this game nearly four years ago. The password changes ALL the time. – 05 aug 2010 -paul
Dragon Gamez – Free Online Games : The Car
Started playing this game today after I saw it posted on Digg.com. I’m stumped now…got 3/4 of the keys needed for the lock, got the memory card for the PC to generate a code which I think is for the pad lock. Figured out the password for some grey door/box on the wall but so far entering it didn’t get me very far. Guess I have something to do this weekend! How far can you get?
**UPDATE** got the padlock code, all four lock keys, the car key and other stuff…but now I’m stuck again. Need the code for the key generator and the door key!
–pc
Jul 28 2006
Paris homes test very high-speed broadband
I never thought I would want to move to france (I think highly of deoderant), but I can’t imagine having internet this fast. Makes me drool!
Jul 28 2006
You too can join the elite forces of Cobra! And get your High School diploma too!
Jul 13 2006
Got this off Chris’s website, I laughed pretty hard at his answers, so I decided to put it on our site too.
Here are Paul’s answer’s followed by Emily’s:
1. YOUR SPY NAME:
(middle name and current street)
(with Paul’s preferred middle name) Lawrence Ackerly / Anna Ackerly
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:
(grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)
Lawrence Twix / Marianna Sours
3. YOUR RAP NAME
(first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name )
P Cah / E Cah
4. YOUR GAMER TAG:
(a favorite colour, a favorite animal)
Blue Otter / Purple Puppy
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(middle name, city where you were born)
Lawrence Colorado Springs / Anna Glens Falls
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother’s maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet’s name)
Cah Hut Meg / Cah Man Meg
7. JEDI NAME:
(middle name spelled backwards, your mom’s maiden name spelled backwards)
Ecnerwal Tuhlettek / Anna Namyrrep
8. PORN STAR NAME:
(first pet’s name, the street you grew up on)
Pookie Indigo / Max Wayman Branch
9. SUPERHERO NAME:
(â€Theâ€, your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives)
The Blue Explorer / The Purple Tacoma
10. YOUR ACTION HERO NAME:
(First Name Of The Main Character In The Last Film you saw, last food you ate)
Captain Jack Steak / Captain Jack Coffee
What are you names?
Jul 12 2006
The average person only gets 7 right.
This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks – it just shows how little most of us really see!
There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about all our lives. How many can you get right? These little simple questions are harder than you think– it just shows you how little we pay attention to the commonplace things of life.
Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!
Can you beat 15?? It is nearly impossible for any normal person to get higher than a 15 (The average is 7). Write down your answers and check answers (on the bottom) AFTER completing all t he questions.
REMEMBER – NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk…
I’ll repost the answers later!
LET’S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE. – If not, just have fun!
Here we go!
1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don’t laugh, some
people don’t know)
3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty’s torch?
4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell’s soup label?
5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don’t have letters by
them?
6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left
leg? (Don’t you dare get up to see!)
7. How many matches are in a standard pack?
8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?
9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
11. Which way does a “no smoking” sign’s slash run?
12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
13. On which side of a women’s blouse are the buttons?
14. Which way do fans rotate?
15. How many sides does a stop sign have?
16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left
side?
17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who’s missing?
20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
21. On which playing card is the card maker’s trademark?
22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts
the opening between the slats?
23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?
