Jul 16

Why I hate my twin brother…

Tag: GeneralPaul C. @ 3:50 pm

This probably sounds like an essay I would have written in 4th grade (Sean’s teacher was so much cooler than mine!), but no, its present day 2008, not the mid 80s.
But yes, I hate him.
Well, okay, hate is such a stong word and I should probably clarify that I am extremely jealous. Why? Because of THIS LINK. On Monday, the editors of the Cardomain Blog were invited to take out three Lamborghini Gallardo’s around the mountain roads of Washington (state) and then onto the highway to test the speed limiter and massive brake rotors.
What did I do Monday? Drove emily’s Mazda3 seven miles to work and sat in front of my laptop fighting with an instant messaging server and other fun stuff.

Hey Sean – you suck.


3 Responses to “Why I hate my twin brother…”

  1. Brian says:

    Paul, if it makes you feel better, you can drive my truck anytime you want. There’s still mulch and hay in the bed, and even more aerodynamic since I hit that last stick on the highway!!! 0-60 in 5.2…..minutes.

  2. Kurt says:

    Why I hate Pauls twin brother….

    See article titled “Why I hate my twin brother…” by Paul C

  3. Daniel says:

    wait, that turd didn’t invite me? omg he sucks

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